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A man smiles, squatting on some stairs with his arms hanging. On his head is an explorer's hat. Above him is the text "I don't drink or do drugs. At my age, I get the same effect just standing up fast."

Shannon Martin "Standing Up Fast" Card

Regular price $3.95

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From birthday to anniversary to beyond, each card is filled with fun and cheer. Rich copper and sepia tones are printed on FSC-certified, 100% recycled paper. Kraft envelopes are made from 100% post-consumer paper. Cards and envelopes both made in the USA.

Front: I Don't Drink Or Do Drugs. At My Age, I Get The Same Effect Just Standing Up Fast.
Inside: Steady There! Happy Birthday

Product Code: SM103
Size: 4 1/2" by 6 1/4"

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